Grease a loaf pan well with avocado or olive oil (or use parchment but not necessary). Heat oven to 400.
Combine everything in a bowl, besides water, and mix well. Boil the water and pour it over the mixture, stirring to incorporate well.
It will turn into a sticky dough. Pour into loaf pan and press down/spread evenly. Cook for 40-45 minutes. Mine looks dark because I used black sesame seeds which made the dough a bit darker. Once it gets a nice brown color, remove from oven and let cool for at least one hour in the pan.
After an hour, remove the bread by slowly flipping the pan over. Slice and store in an airtight container in the freezer for up to a month. Toast or throw into oven as desired!
Notes
*These seasonings are what makes it “everything” flavored. If you don’t have or you want to leave out, skip them!